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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

He orders a drink and while he’s drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone’s amazement, somehow he swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?”
The guy says, “No what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, WHOLE!”
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy, “he eats everything in sight, the little pig. Sorry, I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
He finishes his drink, pays the bill, then leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and his monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He garbs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?”
“No, what?” replies the guy.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cheery and a peanut up his
butt, pulled them out and ate them!” says the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy.
“He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first.”

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